Sunday, March 09, 2008

I Ran On The Hilltop Following A Pack Of Wild Geese


http://www.wildfoods.co.nz/index.cfm/1,51,0,0,html


This weekend, we decided it was time to be zestful
Down South in Hokitika at the Wild Foods Festival.


A culinary carnival where the menu is the spectacle;






Featuring eel, horse, ostrich, grasshopper, worm, and testicle.





People were theme attired to add to the fun.
There were a couple of hairy guys in the habits of a nun.


Hot chick coppettes who didn't need their gun

And naughty nurses with boobs that could stun.



Saw some big guys crushing wood with their clubs
Revealing within, heaps of squiggly, fresh grubs

Which were then purchased live straight out of their tubs






To be chewed up and swallowed.. right down to their stubs.





If beasts squirmed, slithered, wiggled, or wagged
They were served up and devoured, although many gagged.

We taste tested a chewy organ - the heart of a stag.

But bunny balls?

Never!

Cause I ain't no fag.


As The King took the stage, the rain pissed on down
And turned his curly lipped smirk right into a frown.


So atop a red convertable, Elvis has left the town.


And so did we follow, for fear we would drown.

3 Comments:

At 6:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you've had your share of "bunny balls" in your day...
hgeese

 
At 5:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite a little interesting fair you have there. Don't remember any events like that in Del Mar. I will remain to eat fish only and be happy for that and not knowing other odd tastes and crawly things - no thank you sir! love robin

 
At 11:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey - -you never never lived until you had a plate of turkey and pork fries

 

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