She's Got My Child, But It Don't Look Like Me

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Our son, Brandon, and his wonderful, beautiful wife, Vanessa, are expecting a baby of some sort in mid January. This would be around the same time as my 60th birthday.

Everyone says being grandparents is better than being parents. Time will tell. Kimberly and I have plans to kidnap the child and take it to New Zealand where life is MUCH safer. We just don't know how to deal with the air travel problems.